zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

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  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master

thetwoteddybeardoctors:

"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive

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spookydeantops:

U HAD SEX

WITHOUT ME?????

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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