- *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
- me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
- ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
- me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
- ariana: ouch!
- me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
"You shouldn’t be worried about equality, women can vote!" Ah yes now I can choose which straight white man can oppress me what a time to be alive